TheStreamerAwardsare Gay
2026 edition. Nominate anyone, vote as many times as you want, and watch DonPBongwater hand out the trophies live on November 12.
80 votes cast so far by people with nothing better to do.
The ballot
35 awards. Pick one, nominate whoever deserves it, then mash the vote button until your hand cramps.
The real ones
Awards for people who earned them. We checked. (We did not check.)
- Streamer of the Year (for real this time)The one that is supposed to matter. Pick someone who deserves it, not someone who was at the afterparty.
- Best streamer under 100 viewersThe ones grinding to 11 people every night. The Streamer Awards will never invite them, so we will.
- Actually funnyMade you laugh without a soundboard, a scream or a fake fall. Rarer than a good apology.
- Clip of the yearThe thirty seconds that made the other four thousand hours worth it. Name the streamer behind it.
- Best variety streamerPlays more than one game. In this economy.
- Best IRL streamerWent outside with a camera and did not ruin a random stranger’s day.
- Hardest working editor (underpaid division)The person cutting eight hours of “uhh” into a video. Give them a raise. Give them this award instead.
- Most wholesome human beingSomehow survived the internet without turning into a husk. Protect them at all costs.
- Best chatThe chat that carries the stream harder than the streamer does. Nominate the streamer whose chat it is.
- Comeback of the yearEveryone said they were done. They were not done.
Hall of shame
The categories the Streamer Awards are too scared to run.
- Crashout of the yearLost it completely, live, in front of thousands. The clips are forever.
- Worst apology videoGrey hoodie. Notes app. Sad piano. Zero accountability. Demonetised by the second minute.
- Most shameless react contentPressed play, said “damn”, paused for four seconds, took the ad revenue.
- Biggest gambling shill“Use my code.” Three words that have ended more marriages than golf.
- Fakest “genuine” reactionRehearsed shock. Mouth open. Hands on head. Thumbnail secured.
- Main character syndromeThinks the whole internet is talking about them. It is forty people and one of them is their mum.
- Drama farmer of the yearHarvests beef like it is a full-time job, because it is. Has six tabs of tweets open at all times.
- Worst take of the yearSaid it with their whole chest. Was wrong with their whole chest.
- Would read any ad for a checkMobile game, mystery supplement, shady VPN, a crypto coin named after a dog. The check cleared.
- Most unhinged thumbnail faceEyes at 300% saturation. Mouth unhinged like a snake. Red arrow pointing at nothing.
- Most suspicious viewer countForty thousand viewers. Six people in chat. Every single one is a bot saying “W”. Hmm.
- Fell off the hardestRemember when they were good? They do not remember either.
- Most desperate subathonDay 61. Nobody is watching. The timer refuses to die. Neither does the streamer, unfortunately for the timer.
- “Taking a break for my mental health” (back in three days)Tearful goodbye on Monday. Sponsored stream on Thursday.
- Most parasocial fanbaseA chat that would take a bullet for someone who does not know their name. Nominate the streamer.
- Has not seen the sun since 2019Vitamin D deficient. Chair-shaped. Thriving, somehow.
- Biggest rage quitController in the wall, stream ended mid-sentence, came back eleven minutes later like nothing happened.
- Most mid streamer aliveNot bad. Not good. Just there. Forever. Like a ceiling fan.
- Biggest dumbass on the internetTwo brain cells, both fighting for third place. Somehow has a sponsorship deal.
- Most closeted streamerSays “no homo” after every sentence. Protests a little too much. We see you.
- Biggest AI slop merchantYes, DonPBongwater is eligible. No, he is not withdrawing.
Rigged on purpose
At least we admit it.
- Most likely to win an award for being friends with the hostNominate the streamer you think got a trophy because they were in the group chat.
- Most rigged award showSelf-explanatory. Add one if we missed it.
- Gayest streamerDecided before voting opened. Every vote for Hasan, in any award on this site, ends up here. You cannot stop it.
- Worst award show moment of the yearDead air, a broken teleprompter, a speech nobody asked for. Name the streamer or the show responsible.
How it works
Nominate and vote
From now until Monday, November 9 at 11:59 PM CST. Add anyone to any award and vote as often as you like.
The envelopes get sealed
When voting closes the standings disappear from the site. Nobody sees them until the show.
The show
Thursday, November 12 at 7:00 PM CST, live with DonPBongwater. Every winner is revealed on stream.
Winners go up
After the show the full results go on the winners page, vote counts and all.
Questions nobody asked
Is this rigged?
Completely. Anyone can vote as many times as they want, from anywhere, for anyone. That is still more transparent than the real thing.
Can I really vote more than once?
Yes. No daily limit, no limit per nominee. The only brake is a flood guard that stops one machine sending thousands of votes a second. If you see “your finger is going to fall off”, wait a minute and carry on.
Who picks the nominees?
You do. Type a name into any award. If they are already on the ballot, your nomination counts as a vote for them.
When do we find out who won?
Voting closes Monday, November 9 at 11:59 PM CST. The standings stay sealed until the live show on November 12, then the winners go up on this site.
I got nominated and I hate it.
That is the award working as intended. If something crosses the line (private info, slurs, someone who is not a public figure, a minor, or an accusation of a crime), it gets pulled.
Why does this exist?
Because an awards show where friends hand each other trophies for three hours deserves a response, and this is the response.